Hello, you probably don't know me on account of the fact that you are actually reading this.
If you are reading this, then chances are you have downloaded one of my games.  Sweet!  That means
you have been seduced by the (likely erroneous) explanation of the game which could be anything
from saying thats its the next Doom III(TM) all the way to saying its some piece of crap that they
have to list since its author already wasted the bandwidth to upload it.  Plus, having a large number of games in your online archive attracts so many more "paying" advertisers.  (But enough of them, I digress...)

This file is about you "donating" money to me for all the hard work I put into this game.  Now, before you go WTF!!! I am not asking for anything big.  Actually just $1.  Please
note that I don't require you to pay me a cent.  As a matter of fact I would be pretty damn happy
with an email saying that I entertained you for 15 minutes.  You see, making a game is very time
consuming and a lot of work.  I enjoyed it, and I want everyone who is interested to enjoy it.  
I also want my proverbial scratch behind the ears for the work I have put into it.  Having tried
the whole "send me an email" thing in the past, I have found that 90% of the time I wind up with
a whole lot of spam.  This permanently ruins a good email account.  So what do I propose to you?

Send me one dollar.  Thats it.  One lousy dollar.  To you its a soda or bag of chips.  To me
it says, "Yes, I liked your game.  Please continue making games that I can enjoy.  Also, thanks
for releasing it for FREE."  

Now I have no illusions that my games are "production calibur" and that people would really buy them anyways.  That takes a lot more artistic talent than I have.  Any good art you see in my games
is probably the work of one of my buddies.  So if you need a better excuse you can use one of the 
following three pre-gens. :)


1)  Good god your code is ugly!  Use this dollar for an education you freak!!!
    (Because yes!  I will happily send you a copy of my source code if you want it.)

2)  I feel bad that you wasted all that time and energy and this is the best you could do.
    (Because yes!  I did spend a lot of time on this game.)

3)  Your game sucked so bad that I not only sent you a dollar, but I also ranked it 10 out of 10
    on <game site you downloaded it from> just to dupe other people into downloading it.  I can't
    think of a crueler gag.  Thanks for the ammo you freak!
    (Because yes!  That is a hilarious gag!)



Well thats enough of my plea.  If you do wish to donate please send to the following 
paypal account:

ssallen@gmail.com

Just log on to your paypal account and click on the "Send Money" tab.  Then type in that email account. Put in a buck or two and hit send.  Too easy right?

Note that I do not use that account for anything but paypal transactions so don't send bug reports or feature requests there.

Or, at least, give a copy to a friend (see excuse #3 above!)


If you really feel the need to send a message to the author, you can email me here:

emcioranlogic@iname.com

If you are using Outlook as a mail client then why don't you just manually send me a virus?

I don't officially give tech support for my games but if its something I can help you with then
I will probably reply.  Please be patient because I have to dig through all that spam I was talking about.  Also, put the game title in the subject line of the email.

Thanks,

Steve A.